This is so funny! I actually have known people who say this stuff seriously!
That's why he doesn't exist. He's corrupted everyone's minds into thinking he does exist and that he's a happy jolly fellow, until the reality sets in that he's just not going to give you presents, and makes your parents cover up for him, because he's evil, and he will break your heart when you realize he doesn't exist.
Satan indeed.
There are literal "truths" about Santa Claus?
So sad. I never did notice that before though. Interesting.
You mean..I've been leaving cookies and milk out for..for..for SATAN!!! But damn does he leave good gifts!
how weird is that huh? we actually had a discussion on this at church once--short-lived but still very interesting.
He was always a little too happy...
I always thought he was a little off....
I never noticed that. No wonder he breaks into the house while no one's awake to see him.
makes sense to me!
oh, i almost thought you were gunna say hes not real! that would be even worse
Yeah, thats what the holy rollers around here say.
How else can he watch you all the time. He doesn't let anyone know that he himself is on the top of the naughty list.
hahahah too funny.
Truth about Santa: You won't get any presents if your family is poor ~_~
thats funny!
It's not funny.
LOL XD
omg! so what does he do with all his reindeers and elves?!
ahahhahahahaha
LOL!!! I love the picture of the little girl!
Yep, my sister was freaked out the first time I told her. She hated Santa since. )
I always knew that...lol
That's right! The reason for the season is Jesus, but now it's Satan... I mean Santa
If that's true, then at least he's real.
Lulz
Wow, thanks for ruining a good Christmas Eve! :'( Lol!
haha that is quite entertaining.
i don't agree. it's so sad. But i think the way world is turning out to be... any person real or even god(santa) who gives hope for good things in this hopeless world is blogged as satan? than we expect to be happy when we dont' even hope to be happy.
Santa is hope. If you'll reverse the letters of god he don't become one which comes out as result of it.
I still wish you... Merry x-mas. I hope good things will happen to you and in this world.
yep it is.
a man dressed in red, who breaks into your house and leaves gifts that can lead to sin under the cover of darkness? nope, sounds like Jesus to me, lol
He loves to have children on his lap. He's a pimp, what did you think ho ho ho meant? He wears a red suit. He breaks into people's homes. How could anyone actually miss it?
LOL ..... next thing you will be telling us Santa doesn't really bring presents to good boys and girls. Wishing you a Happy Christmas Ricky. And all the best for the New Year.
ha! I lold
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lmao... nah... if parents doesn't wanna have to cover up for Santa, they should just deliver first-hand to their children that Santa is DEAD!
@s2sophia - I don't think you want to know... haha
Could be satan is smart letting us think we do good with xmas holiday's , Profanity his favorit sin to go against GOD wil.
(Meh its just funny and ambiguous ).
Oh no, not the old Santa Satan thing again. Dang that's what the red suit is all about.
Wow! I sure never heard that one! Awesome stuff!
so, i'm guessing anyone who didn't know this never watched any of the saturday night live x-mas specials with the church lady telling us the same thing all those years ago?
I have been sending all of my letters to the wrong guy!!! Satan Claus - now I found out. Rats!!!!
You ruined it! Now how am I supposed to have an excuse to watch people all the time?! *rubs belly in anger*
lol
So Barbara, Lucia, and all the rest were little devils, hmmm.
that sneaky fat bastard!
cool story bro.
kids always transpose letters. santa's gonna be upset with you!
ROTFL, Idk I've heard this before but this really made me laugh. Thanks Ricky and Merry Christmas!
Santa does not exist. Saint Nick did but he didn't travel the world in one night
@jtqueenbee30 - oh, santa doesn't even exist. so what?
HAHAHA, actually SATAN would be mad because you revealed his cover... Santa takes away from the true meaning of Christmas! Jesus was born on this day 2009 years ago.
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Yes.
LOL.
my mother told me that when i was only 5
I never noticed that, lol.
we all know ..
Nice
This is so funny! I actually have known people who say this stuff seriously!
That's why he doesn't exist. He's corrupted everyone's minds into thinking he does exist and that he's a happy jolly fellow, until the reality sets in that he's just not going to give you presents, and makes your parents cover up for him, because he's evil, and he will break your heart when you realize he doesn't exist.
Satan indeed.
There are literal "truths" about Santa Claus?
So sad. I never did notice that before though. Interesting.
You mean..I've been leaving cookies and milk out for..for..for SATAN!!! But damn does he leave good gifts!
how weird is that huh? we actually had a discussion on this at church once--short-lived but still very interesting.
He was always a little too happy...
I always thought he was a little off....
I never noticed that. No wonder he breaks into the house while no one's awake to see him.
makes sense to me!
oh, i almost thought you were gunna say hes not real! that would be even worse
Yeah, thats what the holy rollers around here say.
How else can he watch you all the time. He doesn't let anyone know that he himself is on the top of the naughty list.
hahahah too funny.
Truth about Santa: You won't get any presents if your family is poor ~_~
thats funny!
It's not funny.
LOL XD
omg! so what does he do with all his reindeers and elves?!
ahahhahahahaha
LOL!!! I love the picture of the little girl!
Yep, my sister was freaked out the first time I told her. She hated Santa since.
)
I always knew that...lol
That's right! The reason for the season is Jesus, but now it's Satan... I mean Santa
If that's true, then at least he's real.
Lulz
Wow, thanks for ruining a good Christmas Eve! :'( Lol!
haha that is quite entertaining.
i don't agree. it's so sad. But i think the way world is turning out to be... any person real or even god(santa) who gives hope for good things in this hopeless world is blogged as satan? than we expect to be happy when we dont' even hope to be happy.
Santa is hope. If you'll reverse the letters of god he don't become one which comes out as result of it.
I still wish you... Merry x-mas. I hope good things will happen to you and in this world.
yep it is.
a man dressed in red, who breaks into your house and leaves gifts that can lead to sin under the cover of darkness? nope, sounds like Jesus to me, lol
He loves to have children on his lap. He's a pimp, what did you think ho ho ho meant? He wears a red suit. He breaks into people's homes. How could anyone actually miss it?
LOL ..... next thing you will be telling us Santa doesn't really bring presents to good boys and girls. Wishing you a Happy Christmas Ricky. And all the best for the New Year.
ha! I lold
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lmao... nah... if parents doesn't wanna have to cover up for Santa, they should just deliver first-hand to their children that Santa is DEAD!
@s2sophia - I don't think you want to know... haha
the miserable truth about santa
*smile*
If santaclaus doesn't exist, so Satan doesen't exist either. What is new?
Merry Christmas.
Poor Santa. All this time being the fallen star. *sob* That is why he gives all this free toys to childrens!
I don't get it???
Wait!
Now I get it!
er...
Nope, I still don't get it.
@Aloysius_son - you need help.
Could be satan is smart letting us think we do good with xmas holiday's , Profanity his favorit sin to go against GOD wil.
(Meh its just funny and ambiguous
).
Oh no, not the old Santa Satan thing again. Dang that's what the red suit is all about.
Wow! I sure never heard that one! Awesome stuff!
so, i'm guessing anyone who didn't know this never watched any of the saturday night live x-mas specials with the church lady telling us the same thing all those years ago?
I have been sending all of my letters to the wrong guy!!! Satan Claus - now I found out. Rats!!!!
You ruined it! Now how am I supposed to have an excuse to watch people all the time?! *rubs belly in anger*
lol
So Barbara, Lucia, and all the rest were little devils, hmmm.
that sneaky fat bastard!
cool story bro.
kids always transpose letters. santa's gonna be upset with you!
ROTFL, Idk I've heard this before but this really made me laugh. Thanks Ricky and Merry Christmas!
@Dustin_wind - Agreed!
Santa does not exist. Saint Nick did but he didn't travel the world in one night
@jtqueenbee30 - oh, santa doesn't even exist. so what?
HAHAHA, actually SATAN would be mad because you revealed his cover... Santa takes away from the true meaning of Christmas! Jesus was born on this day 2009 years ago.
@babygirl_peace - well you are a buzzkill tonight.
@jtqueenbee30 - yup, that's me.
i'll show you buzzkill 
hint hint 
@babygirl_peace - lol
@jtqueenbee30 - hehehe
Nice.
@s2sophia - Why do you think he is Satan and the common jokes about elves being free slavery. X).
haha funny
o.O
I suppose we can thank Dan Brown for this.
I knew it!!! That's why I don't get presents from Santa, it's cause Satan hates me!
wow thats so wrong lol
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