April 11, 2010
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Good Idea, Bad Idea: The Vibrator
Have you ever had an itch in your ear that seems impossible to get rid of? Did it irritate you to a point where you’d do anything in your power to get it out?Good Idea: Using a Q-Tip like normal people would.
Bad Idea: Using a vibrator and ALMOST GOING DEAF!!!
Comments (38)
LOL.
Silly Ricky, isn't this common sense?
well... i agree... and i'm wondering if this post is from experience.
....would it even fit?
[this awkward moment has been sponsored by....]
@The_Life_Of_A_Poet2 - I bet the pocket ones would.
hahahahahahaha!!! i guess it might seem like a good idea at the time..................
LOL!!!
- danni
.... you have a big ear hole!
@the_rocking_of_socks - LOL! I hadn't thought about that. Gotcha!
must be one damn SMALL vibrator! teeny tiny vibrator!
Oh hell grab that vibrator and go for it.
It would shake the head but not much for the ear. Sounds like a headache.
HAHAHAHA, OH SHIT.
lol... don't you know that the vibrator goes in a different hole?!
Who the hell uses a vibrator in their ear??
LOL...wait...why do you need a vibrator? I thought those went with vaginae....
and I thought you were going to talk about vaginas.
What's so funny to me is that the Qtips say "DO NOT PUT THESE IN YOUR EAR" on them >_>... we all do it... right?
O.o
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umm... uh call it being resourceful?
I knew I shouldn't have left that laying around where small children, animals, or DearRicky could get to it...
I'll keep that in mind
good to know. lol
@The_Life_Of_A_Poet2 - Was just thinking the same thing!
Really, is this from experience and why would you even think of putting it in there???
Hahahah.
Most vibrators will not fit in the ear. I know. I sell them.
Watching Justin Bieber on SNL last night was both the itch AND the vibrator!
Not to even mention that some STDs can infect your brain.
LOL. why would you use a vibrator?
I used a vibrator on my ear when i had ear infections and man, does that feel so damn good.
I don't like your logic.
ahaha, true story?
Wtf? Lol. Interesting mental image...
Oh dear. I didn't know people have actaully thought of this.
Sometimes itchy ears are caused by a fungus (unless you're a cat, then it's probably ear mites). Mix up a solution of vinegar and water 50/50, squirt it in your ear a couple of times a day for a few days and you should be itch free. Or, you can get a prescription for a solution that has basically (is that an oxymoron in this case?) the same acidic components that costs about $80.
A bug might be trying to get out of your ear. An Earwick, maybe.
i HATE those itches. i know this is kind of weird but when i get those i click my tongue on the roof of my mouth under where the itch is and it helps
Why do you even have a vibrator?
No Q-tips! So dangerous, you'll burst your eardrum!
This made me laugh so hard, I cried!!
one time, I had a bunch of crap in my ear, and it caused an infection, so I had to go to the doctor, and she blew hard water into it. My ear itched. It wasn't like a normal infection because it was obviously caused by something exterior and man was that heavenly, like when you get that right cat who likes her ears rubbed.
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