Oh My Gods...why do they call it a BLUE WAFFLE?!?!
"Dear God, it's my obese EX-WIFE....AND SHE'S CHARGING OVER RIGHT NOW."
Jackie Chan - being normal!
Holy, crap!! I gotta take a shit! I cannot hold it in any longer!
Bleach Enema!!
MY BUM IS ON FIRE
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOh I feel pretty Oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and bright, And I pitty any girl who isn't me tonight. I feel charming Oh so charming It's alarming how charming I feel And so pretty that I hardly can believe I'm real.
Hello, Greetings,iam miss Blessing am looking for a friend for long term relationship after i came to accross your profile today on please if you are seriouse and you are looking for the same i will appreciate to be your good friend, contact me directily with this email heere ON: (blessingandrew20@live.com) so that i can give you my photos. Remember, age, colour or distance does not count for love. l hope that we can start from here.Thank you,
Blessing. THIS IS MY E-MAIL;blessingandrew20@live.com
oh ricky, lol
a man failing horribly to impersonate Jackie Chan.
"Jade, what are you doing here?! I thought I told you to stay with uncle?"
(anyone remember Jacky Chan Adventures, the animated series?) @blessing11 - that's quite a mouthful for him to be saying.
@LaissezAller - Enter the Dragon. He just finished the fight with the guy who caused a woman to commit suicide, I think it was Bruce's sister (in the movie) and either he had or was about to rape her.
@jasonwl - Or maybe he was going to kidnap her to bring her to his boss's private island where women disappear from. That's where the fight happened (during a tournament), and the major villains die.
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"DICKS... DICKS EVERYWHERE."
OH MY GOD I'M A MAN!?!?
RICKY! LOOK OUT FOR THAT STAIRWELL!
Oh My Gods...why do they call it a BLUE WAFFLE?!?!
"Dear God, it's my obese EX-WIFE....AND SHE'S CHARGING OVER RIGHT NOW."
Jackie Chan - being normal!
Holy, crap!! I gotta take a shit! I cannot hold it in any longer!
Bleach Enema!!
MY BUM IS ON FIRE
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOh I feel pretty Oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and bright, And I pitty any girl who isn't me tonight. I feel charming Oh so charming It's alarming how charming I feel And so pretty that I hardly can believe I'm real.
@ShimmerBodyCream - Nice one. haha.
My nuts!
@ZombieMom_Speaks - haha! Good one
Where will YOU be when diarrhea strikes?
Hello,
Greetings,iam miss Blessing am looking for a friend for
long term relationship after i came to accross your profile today on
please if you are seriouse and you are looking for the same i will
appreciate to be your good friend, contact me directily with this email
heere ON: (blessingandrew20@live.com) so that i can give you my photos.
Remember, age, colour or distance does not count for love. l hope that
we can start from here.Thank you,
Blessing.
THIS IS MY E-MAIL;blessingandrew20@live.com
oh ricky, lol
a man failing horribly to impersonate Jackie Chan.
"Jade, what are you doing here?! I thought I told you to stay with uncle?"
(anyone remember Jacky Chan Adventures, the animated series?)
@blessing11 - that's quite a mouthful for him to be saying.
@Iobot - IS HE ONTO ME YET?!?!?
@I_love_him_more_79 - That's Bruce Lee, hahahaha! White people...jeez.
TROLOLOLOL
You raped my sister, now you're dead.
@jasonwl - Uh, what?
@LaissezAller - Enter the Dragon. He just finished the fight with the guy who caused a woman to commit suicide, I think it was Bruce's sister (in the movie) and either he had or was about to rape her.
@jasonwl - Or maybe he was going to kidnap her to bring her to his boss's private island where women disappear from. That's where the fight happened (during a tournament), and the major villains die.
@jasonwl - Lol, gotcha, I'm tracking now.
"Ricky, come back... RICKY, COME BACK!!!"
No teeth!
WHAT?! NO RICE LEFT???
@Superman_aka_NEPP - Good one
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