December 14, 2009
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The Jewish Elephant
Remember Mel Gibson’s anti-Semitic remarks?
As tasteless as they were, what people needed was to decide whether it was alcohol, or that his inhibitions were killed. There were only two logical solutions because if it was drunkenness, people should have forgiven. If it was him…
But me? I’m different. I’m a sensitive guy, unless of course you count the time when I pissed off Little Foot.
That’s right. I pissed off the voiceover kid from ‘The Land Before Time’.
It was some years ago when I joined an Internet discussion regarding circumcision. I posted a Photoshop’d picture of an elephant with a yarmulke that had a caption stating the extinction of Jewish elephants.
Little Foot was pissed. He called me an anti-Semite!
I’m sorry? I was making fun of uncircumcised penises?
You see equality is about treating your neighbour as you would yourself. If it’s acceptable to poke fun at myself, why can’t I do the same for my ethnically diverse neighbours? I don’t get all pissed up the wall when someone offers me a hotdog… with catsup.
Really, I’m a sensitive guy, unless of course you count the other time at the healthcare centre when my roommate had ALS.
It was a humbling moment when his visitors ran out of Kleenex. If you want the perfect example of unconditional love, that was it, until she walked in with another box. I immediately lost all sense of compassion, she was that hot.
So maybe I’m not as sensitive as I make myself sound! No? Not even a little? Please?
All right, fine! I’m an insensitive ass!
You should know however that I did in fact cry when I saw ‘The Land Before Time’!
And Natalie Portman is a Jew! She’s my one and only. For her I’d give up ham. I even forgive her for killing Jesus…
Oops?
Reader, are you a sensitive person, or an insensitive ass?
Comments (47)
I love LIttle Foot!! (sorry
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a mixture of both. How'd you get disabled ricky? I have never asked before I was trying to be sensitive.
Depends on the circum... stance.
i dont like to think of myself an insensitive but sometimes people take what I say when I'm blunt to me being a bitch. but then when i dont say it i'm not a good person. honstly it depends on the persons perspective. some people you can make asshole jokes with (like me) and then there are those who cant take a joke and get defensive. so i guess i'm a lil of both. and i loved the land before time.
i'm pretty sensitive, unless i'm talking about someone who needs a rude awakening
Insensitive ass
Natalie killed Jesus?!?!
I love the Land Before Time!
I love Little Foot, but I am senitive. I hate being senitive because I am able to get upset faster and stay upset longer. I give people too many second chances.
I don't think it's good to be too sensitive, but sensitivity is a necessity in a man for me. As far as someone offering you a hotdog, I probably would. Because I wouldn't know that it was a no-no. I would expect someone to just say, No thanks, I don't eat those.
Mel's an ass regardless of whether he's an anti-semite or not. That said, anyone who takes offense when none is intended needs to get off the pity pot. I leave it to you, am I an insensitive ass? If your answere is yes, don't answer that because I'm very sensitive.
im sensitive. sometimes i am like michael scott. you had me there for a while until the natalie portman part. The jews didnt kill jesus. We all did. every race color and sex did it. thats all.....
I'm sensitive to others pain. Mostly strangers, it's weird. but I'm not sensitive if people make fun of me. I do however get pissed off if people attack my intelligence.
I'm a mixture of both, but I've been called a bitch a lot, so meh.
I'm an insensitive ass
I am sometimes overly sensitive. But I can be a downright jerk at times too.
Sensitive....sometimes.......i hate being an insensitive ass...and i DONT love little foot
But I LUV Natalie Portman so tread lightly there...
What's wrong with hotdogs?
It depends. I try not to unleash the vitriol but sometimes it seeps out like a toxic waste leak, fucking up those I expose it to.
@Jeremy_Sheer - Good thing I'm not overly sensitive seeing as I just found out I killed Jesus. Not again!!! I got to stop drinking and blacking out like that. Man, and the dude's chimichangas were to die for.
I am honest and that's it. But I think some people can be too sensitive or insensitive, but it depends on the situation and my mood. Gosh, I sound like a horrible person.
I think anyone in their right mind would give up ham for Natalie Portman lol
Uhm.. for posting that photo you WERE an asshole and ol boy was right to be offended. Just because someone is offended by something you do doesnt mean they're "sensitive" ..some shit just should be avoided out of common courtesy and human decency. Not only did you go into a sensitive debate(it doesnt surprise me you were talking about cocks) but you brought religion and caricature into it as a means to seemingly project your superiority.
Saying something like "i dont get offended when im offered a hotdog" was probably the stupidest example of "hey, get over it" ever.
Im not sensitive myself.. but when someone doesnt take cause and effect into mind before opening their fucking mouths on a subject then has the nerve to call someone sensitive or say "durp! freedom of speech im entitled to my opinion!" it boils my blood. Thats like when theres only one latino kid at a gathering and some asshole spends 15-20mins cracking "dirty-mexican" jokes and then throws his hands up after he gets punched in the face and says "cant you take a joke!?" and has NO CLUE why his eyeball is hanging out of his skull and no body offered to help him up off the ground. Its like... dude, practice digression.
How dare you piss Little Foot off!!! I love Little Foot!!!
Hmm i'm a bit of both. It either depends on the situation or the person. I am quite honest though and not afraid to say things. But then to be honest, i'd rather be honest than tell people lies. I'm sensitive to some things and insensitive to others. It's quite a happy medium :)
"Natalie Portman is a Jew! She’s my one and only. For her I’d give up ham. I don’t even care if she killed Jesus…"
THIS has got to be the funniest thing I will read all day! Well done!
Oh, and I am a healthy balance of the two. Im pretty darn sweet online and a pretty sassy witch IRL...except to my few loved ones, or so I am told.
Little Foot was a fag
Imagine the work it would take to bar mitzvah that thing.
Although I do want to be more sensitive, I'm naturally an insensitive ass. Just the way I am =)
I'm more sensitive.
I'm not very good at being mean.
You've timestamped this so many times that I am going to be the one to tell you that no, you're not insensitive at all. You are a very sensitive person, Ricky, despite what you want us all to believe. Your insensitivity is only a facade. Your feeble attempt at humility and self mortification has not fooled me. You are the reason the sun rises and sustains the green earth everyday, Ricky. I'm sorry, but your timestamping of this post is in vain.
Martha
Depends on my mood.
@bukeshow - I have Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy, diagnosed when I was six.
@the_rocking_of_socks - Order one in China and find out.
@screwdskull - I'm just glad chicken wings aren't made of pigs, haha.
@erahslover - And this is exactly what happens when someone lacks intelligence. The point simply goes over their heads.
@randomlyrandomxai - Ha, you, a sassy witch? I hardly think so, and the proof being you actually think you are. I can't imagine your laughter to be more delightful.
@liferemainsbeautiful - Really?! I better time stamp this a few more times.
One of my favorite writers is the late Charles Bukowski. So, I guess I am not THAT sensitive, but I prefer to not purposefully piss people off to much, I have trouble enough without trying. I just don't understand the immense hatred people have for hot dogs, they are bad ass, and people who hate hot dogs should go to hell. Come on, its just a weiner, a weiner in the mouth never hurt anyone. What happened to tolerance people?
I HATE Little Foot, so go ahead and piss him off!
@erahslover - Being the only white dude in a group, you have to deal with the same thing, but hell, people just bullshit with each other all the time. You would get the same thing being the only young guy hanging out with a bunch of old fart country bumpkins, I always assumed this was just a guy thing. People have to toughen up, if they can't handle some simple bullshitting, then maybe there is some deeper issue they have to deal with, like getting some self confidence. Its extremely hard to piss me off, I know who I am, and someone mouthing off isn't going to make me question myself. Someone who just starts throwing punches at the first word should probably try thinking first.
@DearRicky - Suit yourself, but you can't convince me otherwise.
Little bit of both.. it all depends on whether or not I give to shits about the person speaking.
@DearRicky - nothing went "over my head" at all. you were a dick and the guy acted accordingly. You taking shots at my intelligence(or lack thereof) just proves my point. "If you dont get me then you're stupid" ...I mean listen to yourself. @DarthPatriot - I wasn't making a statement about RACE in general, just giving an example. You're looking too deep into what I typed. And no, not everybody has to learn to "toughen up" at all. People ARE tough... but just because im ABLE to handle someone who thinks they're being funny when they aren't doesn't mean that the person doesn't need to learn some life lessons as well. Some people are just oblivious to their own ignorance and in MOST cases can dish it out but can't take it. Look at Ricky's previous posts... he was an asshole here, and a whiny bitch on other ones.
You can bullshit with friends. That's fine, there is an understanding amongst friends. But in certain situations that shit just isnt cool haha. And saying shit like that is just a dick move to start up controversy and egg people on to start conflict... which Ricky is the xanga KING of.
Secondly.. it isnt EVERYONE ELSE'S PROBLEM if YOU'RE an asshole. Thats YOUR problem. So stop trying to pass the buck like its EVERYONE ELSE needing to lighten up and not YOU who needs to chill the fuck out and not be a douche at every chance you get/because you felt like it hahaha.
@erahslover - Like I said...
@DearRicky - Like I said.
Remember it was the jews that killed jesus not romans. The jews just have a more powerful lobby than the holy roman emporer aka pope.
I like to think I am the perfect mixture of both
@erahslover - Well I also mentioned old people, I had to work at this place where these old goats always bullshitted with me, at first I just thought it was annoying, but I realized they were just having fun and inviting me to participate. But for the most part, its important not to antagonize perfect strangers lol, its always better to get to know them first then you can bullshit w/ each other.
me? i'd have to say... the later
@imTHEmeowMIXcat - I just realized I responded to the wrong person, lol...
This one is for you: Ha, you, a sassy witch? I hardly think so, and the proof being you actually think you are. I can't imagine your laughter to be more delightful.
@DearRicky - Aww, you're such a sweetie. ^_^
@imTHEmeowMIXcat - Well I do have a knack for making girls vomit, haha.
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