December 26, 2009
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The Aftermath Of Christmas
As some of you may know, I’m in a wheelchair. Because of my physical disability, it’s very difficult to maneuver myself onto the toilet seat every time nature calls, and it doesn’t help that I pee like a woman. I pee every five minutes, bwahaha!I use what jet fighter pilots use: a condom catheter attached to an external drainage bag.
This was the result of last night:
MORE THAN TWO LITRES!!!
Yes Xanga, I’ve posted pictures of my pee. By the very, the black spots at the tip (of the condom) are probably my pubes, or what are left of them.
Warm beer, anyone?
Comments (50)
bahaha that's awesome! my sister arranged a little decoration of blocks that spell out "peace on earth" to say "pee on earth" at my mom's house christmas eve. l rolled on the floor laughing when i saw what she did
You should have stuffed in someone's stocking!
Good freaking lord, I hope you rehydrated....
haha wow that's a lotda pee
why didnt you drain it out when it was half full ?
I had to clean that out before -.-"
thats a lot of pee, what did u drink the night before?, anyway, merry boxing day
Hahahah! How much did you drink!?
hope that was alcohol related there ricky. Otherwise someone was drinking way too much juice.
That's nasty...your fault for overeating
Wow. You've managed to elicit sympathy and disgust in a single post. Impressive.
No one can ever say you didn't give to the Xanga community. That is comedy gold. A person that can laugh at himself/herself is all right by me.
But let's draw the line. No future posts about DearRicky's fudgey cakes.
Thanks in advance.
o.O
Omg, haha. This does not surprise me whatsoever. =p
Oh holy moly.
Lmao, gross.
As Shrek quoted: "better out than in"
Haha
hahaha!
Twisted. But hilarious, none the less.
Lol, I did that right after I gave birth to my son. Some nurse walked in, stuck a catheter in without me even realizing it, and I pissed over 2 liters.
It was a proud day, for more reasons than one!
Bahahahah! Ew........
omg. hihihi. i suppose you had fun though...
Oh wow...
I'm undecided on whether to consider this gross, funny or something else entirely.... >_<
o_O ew!!!
Oh my goodness O_o
that would make a great ammo in a snowball fight
lol!
Hey that's really good Ricky lol. It just means that your kidneys are working fine. If you did under a litre then you'd be in trouble. I've been there and it's not nice at all. Judging by the color, your urine is fine too lol. Thanks for sharing! You are too funny! Hope you had a good Christmas!
What was your christmas present? A camera? lol
@AnonymousXGrl - I think you have summed up my thought about Ricky's post on here. Nice!
o wow lol. how much did you drink?
I say hot cider is in order.
O.O ; !?
That's a very healthy shade of yellow! Good for you, Ricky! (Or is that just the color of the pouch? =[)
Martha
No thanks. I don't like beer.
That's... a lot of wrong in there.
Egads, that's a lot of output.
LOLL. yucckk...;
Hahahaa! Gross, Ricky.
Yuck and wow.
Lol!
yeah i pee every 5 mins when i drink beer hahahaha. thats f'ing awsome u have very yellow pee
@forever_musing - You're hilarious, haha.
@phuck_diz_shiz - I usually don't need to drain it... until it backs up, lol! I should have saved this one for you.
@po0403 - Just the usual.
@karen0z - Really, it wasn't a whole lot. I must've lost a bit of weight that night, haha.
@dlmcniel - I drank water? =P
@AnonymousXGrl - Sympathy? But it felt so good! =P
@picassosinatra - Comedy "gold" is right. LMAO
@the_rocking_of_socks - You know it's possible to drink distilled pee, right? We can combine to save people, haha.
You go man!
That is an impressive amount of micturation!
That was a ROFL post
...... don't think I ever laughed over pee before !!!!! Does the warm beer come with pretzels ????
You did it! You've successfully shown me something I never thought I'd see on Xanga, nor did I ever go looking for it!
ROFLMMFAO! hahaha. piss and pubes... lovely. <3 Suz
Merry Christmas
I had a foley cath & leg bag for a couple weeks following my prostate surgery. Taking a piss (for me) was cool. Just lift my leg to the can--like a dog.
As for the warm beer comment--ptui. Dude--you one sick puppy.
great post. once again, i am glad to be in America (or Canada) where we have had the conscience and affluence to be able to use technology to make your life ...viable. You are great. really appreciate your posts. amazing to imagine. and yet you not only go on, but I at least appreciate your comments YES that IS a lot of pee! how we take things for granted. husb having prostrate problems, so think about all this every time I effortlessly pee. Pee on!
Not only was that a LOT of pee but how incredibly bright neon yellow!!!!! Canary yellow, I daresay. I must drink an absurd amount of fluid today and pee in a zip lock bag to examine my own. Bring on the color wheel!!!
@AnonymousXGrl - Ha ha; just what I was thinking. That definitely took some talent (although Ricky is certainly full of that).
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