February 9, 2010
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A Love Letter To White Women
Dear White Women,
I’ve always loved the way you talk, how you’re soft spoken and articulate with words. A journey of literary eloquence begins when your lips dance in harmony with the melodies of your voice. I find it adorable how you stop everything in the middle of a sentence to make those crazy hand signals. I’m afraid you might hit me by accident, but the tenderness of your touch outweighs your bittersweet clumsiness.
The pain soon fades when I look into the hypnotic array of colours in your eyes. As the afternoon sunrays embrace your graceful silhouette, the rainbow of your naturally flowing hair comes to life. It is then that I look upon you, enfolded in an aura of radiance. Your delicate features allure me when you smile a little more.
It saddens me, when you’re insecure in your own skin. You etch patterns upon yourself to hide a blank canvas of infinite dreams. I only wish you knew how beautiful you are so you wouldn’t darken your glow. You’re like a winter wonderland; a snowy scene in a fairytale come true, and a place to never depart.
There’s a saying in Chinese that if you don’t finish your bowl, you’ll end up having a wife with freckles. I’m not much a fan of rice anyway so everything works for the best. I want to encourage you not to find a mask, for every one of them is like a star to wish upon. They lead to something more than the wonders of the universe, in you.
It’s the way you still portray your elegance in times of stress and sorrow. Sometimes you’re too sensitive and easily hurt. Others might abuse you for your gentleness and honesty, but I’ll never take advantage of your sweet, forgiving nature. You’re much too silly and delightful for tears to find your cheeks. I’d torture myself with chick flicks just to see your smiling face.
And in bloom, you resemble that of pink heart candies, for your perfect whiteness represents the purity of your heart. You might wonder if I’m cheap for wanting to marry you as tradition commands your family to pay for our wedding day, but it’s not the reason why.
Darling, it’s your heart that makes me want you mine, to be my Princess Bride. Our kingdom will comprise of only the cutest CaucAsian babies.
It might be controversial to love you when you’re at war with the world around. They’ll objectify and exploit you, tormenting your precious spirit. They’ll hunt you down and make you a slave, boasting their prized possession. But I promise to be your Knight in Shining Armour, and protect you from the spiders and monsters.
Dear White Women, there will always be a place in my heart for you as there is with my angels from the Orient. My love will remain with you forever.
Though your ridiculous pet names make me melt away some more, all you’ll ever need to call me is…
Yours,
RickyRelated:
A Love Letter To Asian WomenA Love Letter To Mediterranean Women
A Love Letter To Middle Eastern Women
A Love Letter To Native American Women
A Love Letter To Hispanic WomenA Love Letter To Polynesian Women
A Love Letter To South Asian Women
A Love Letter To Black Women
Comments (218)
hi ricky. how come you always talk about race all the timesssssss.
aww, this makes me feel guilty that i'm a nagging gold digger.
kidding.
does this mean it's ok for me to like white boys but not asian boys? - I feel like I'm racist to my own race sometimes
Bahaha, I thought you didn't care much for spiders?
Is this tongue-in-cheek or something? I feel like I just read a monologue from a Nazi chick flick.
Next post(s) - Dear Asian Women, Black Women or Hispanic Women?
This is cute.
And I'm already having a "CaucAsian" baby! Woot!
Okay. Now make a love letter to Asian women. Please?
And oh to Latina, Arabic, Black, and other races of women out there too, perhaps? Just so you know, they don't get left out.
Your writing makes me wonder what you are up too next. Are you meaning what you say? Or are you so good with honeyed words that you use them purpoely to illicit the melting point of your female readers? whatever the case, you sure know how to do it right. MMM Good.
But, Ricky...I too wonder why the reference to race. Nevertheless, I love your writing darling...even if it perplexes me
LOL.
Err, I mean.. Cute?
Btw, ur posts are always interesting.. In a cynical way... .>.>"
I missed your ol' romantic letters. I have a thing for Caucasians too XD
@JoeytheGenie - Heh, I tend to be one of those white girls who like Asian guys...weird, isn't it?
Hahaha I speak with my hands.
& hah @ "CaucAsian'
Ricky, you always seem to know how to make women smile. Some day a lucky girl is going to find you...and I will envy her.
@just__one__me - not weird, my white friend is dating a brown boy. I have another white friend who just loves asian boys. I'm more partial to white boys I guess b/c they like the whole fitness aspect of life
dang no letter to black women? I am appalled *sarcasm ends here**
Interesting o_o
Sweet post.
Great love letter and writing skills ;)
@nomilktoday - because it equals MASS comments
YOU AINT FOOLIN ME RICKY!! ...even though I play into it, I SEE YOU SON!
@JoeytheGenie - hahahaha
Aww. But I'm Indian. xD
@erahslover - I might add that I'm also partial to 'black' guys (I feel so racist everytime I use 'black') - but kind of turned off from sprinters ever since that one scary experience....
Borderline creepy. Someone needs to get laid.
i'm not white though D:
*sigh* Leave him alone, guys. Just because someone only included one race in one post doesn't mean they're racist, most of the time. It just means that they only wrote about one race in one post. Honestly, I think the Xanga-munity can be too quick to call someone a racist sometimes.
@JoeytheGenie - nothing racist about that at all, love. i was just being goofy.
Profound.
lol
@nomilktoday - It really is all about race with him, isn't it? Wonder why....
@ilovesccsomuchitsdisgusting - ahahaha are you new around here? Ricky is the Maury/Springer of Xanga. The responses from this post will fuel the next. Every post is like flame-war Christmas
Even I get tired of reading about my own gender once too often- though you are funny
How do you know I am white? I feel stalked......
@erahslover - Actually I have been on Xanga for a year or two. Although to your credit I don't really read his blogs very often. I really don't want to begin an argument, so I'll just leave it at that. Sorry if I ruffled your feathers a bit!
I think Ricky's being satirical....
can you make one for indian women? please?
Wow, that's so freaky. I just put the whole rice left in bowl=freckles thing as my status on aim yesterday--how'd you know?! Stalker! I'm only half!
how heartfelt. that touched me in places i have never been touched before...
oh wait. thats not right.
Hahaha. (:
Ricky, too bad you won't be pulling any of 'em.
However did I come to be tagged in this? Or...in the last one, either? o.O
Well, I'm out of the race. Us Sicilian chicks are way too tan to be pink.
I'm Black! But I don't discriminate... Dear White/Black/Asian/Hispanic/Indian/Multicultural men of the world....... i love you all
how abouts you just make a love letter to me
That's sweet. But I'm Asian~~ Write one for Asian girls, next.
CaucAsian babies - I like. (:
fighting~
I sent this with regret, I find that some always forget, that a fire only dies out when the fuel runs out and you write only to "get." You see its not the spoken word that changes the world- as sweet as the words may be. It's the living out the kindness dispite the obvious that makes the world a better place. So save the pose for some other rose and live out real kindness instead!
@Southeast_Beauty - Yeah but, when White men do that we get called "losers", "sad cases", "sickos", and most of all, "creeps"!
What, White women are just that, while Orientals are "angels"? No human being is an angel. Angels and humans are different.
@nikii_monstrr - Thank You! (although there can be no "multicultural" man, or woman)
Freckles are GOOD! Freckles are mostly a White feature...though some Chinese girls have cute freckles.
@SUMCRAZiiDESiiCHiK - Some Indian women are (virtually) White!
@ilovesccsomuchitsdisgusting - No feathers ruffled. Its all fun and games, I promise
@S_K_O_T - most of the women in my family have freckles, and i had them until i was around 11 or so... couldnt see them in the summer though. There are a few left.
LOL nice. my ex is Vietnamese, and in trying to convince me to marry him he said "you know we'd have the hottest children!" he was probably right.... too bad he's marrying someone else!
Cute lol
@erahslover - Yeah, that's true! Many Black girls (and guys) have some freckles, and it can look very cute...however, it's generally due to admixture with White blood, which is the case with the vast majority of 'African' Americans!
i know you are sarcastic in a lot of posts, but i hope this is a sincere post because this is so sweet and really made me smile! any girl would be lucky to get a love letter this detailed.
Dear Ricky,
I don't get why you're tagging me....it's twice this week. Are you just wanting recs?
Sincerely,
kimlxf
Very nice . . .
@S_K_O_T - no argument there.
@JoeytheGenie - theres nothing weird or racist about you. everyone has their preferences. I like white boys too.
You dont have to justify what you like..ever. And dont let anyone ever demand an explanation from you.
I like white boys because I like white boys. period. Oh and I find them way more attractive.....
mmm white boys.
and in regards to this post. you like to dance around race dont you?? I wonder why you are so obsessed with color??
@TrueBritt - amerasian babies are the most gorgeous....my cousins are half and they have light brown hair, olive skin and green eyes. gorgeous.
You've obviously seen many images of white women, but talked to few. One word: feminism. It's not the 1920s any more. Rainbow hair and eyes? Despite what you see on TV and movies, brown eyes and dark hair are still the dominant gene traits.
Aw, Ricky, you know how to make a girl feel beautiful
@JoeytheGenie - Hmm, I guess I'm more into intellectual (along with fitness, but fit definitely comes after...it's not even in my top 5 "requirements"). Brains over beauty.
@sexncookies -I'd have to agree with you on that one. I grew up with an AmerAsian family being like a second family to me. All of those kids were (and still are) so beautiful.
Oh wow, green eyes with a smooth olive skin tone? *sigh*
Wait...since brown eyes are the Mendelian dominant trait (I believe), both of their parents would have had to have the recessive gene for green eyes. Eh, feel free to ignore my short tangent on genetics.
This makes me feel good about myself.
Thanks for the nice warm feeling Ricky. *huuuuugz*
Nicely crafted. I love your introduction. Interesting post. Thanks for sharing. Thanks for tagging me.
@sexncookies - damn- should i ask my ex for some of his sperm before or after his wedding? i want cute babies like that!!! lol
It was as if you took everything I felt about them, enunciated it flawlessly, then signed your name at the bottom. Love it.
God Bless them all, cause they all got white bones and we all bleed red. Now if you could get the muslim men to respect women and not think they should be able to collect them; hey wait a minute, are there any women who want to live together and pamper me? Collecting chicks sounds right up my alley. Thanks, Bernie in Vegas
@elgaberino - HAHAHAHA Nazi chick flick INDEED ..Dear Adolf,?
and yeah you do talk about race a lot, especially with personality characteristics that you seem to think come with an entire race of people.
You love White WOmen's Y?just because they are white my friend Just because they are white.
Why do I get subscription mails of this, again?
I'm gonna.. fix that now.
My brother, do you know who you are? You are the hopeless romantic under the jocular surface. You are the poet and the scholar.
You are Ron Stoppable drawn to his Kim Possible. You are Doug Funnie pining for Patty Mayonaisse. You are Keichi Morisato longing for his goddess Belldandy to be his girlfriend. You are Clark Kent while Lois Lane has her eye on Superman.
You are Don Quixote, the Man of La Mancha, seeking for his Dulcinea, You are Dante Alighiere wandering through Paradise and the Inferno, holding the hand of his Beatrice, his heavenly vision.
You are both knight and troubador, seeking a lady whom you may defend and whose praises to sing. You are Parsifal, the Noble Fool, whose purity allows him to see the Holy Grail. Is Kundry representative of all the women who want you not in a way you want them? I couldn't say.
You are all these. How do I know? Because I am you--at least in this respect. We are kindred. Full of love for the gender. We carry in our hearts her face--the vision of womanhood. Have we or will we meet the reallife representation of that vision? Hard to say. Will the love ever die? Probably not. It's a lifelong affliction, this hopeless yearing. it is both joy and sadness.
May she who you see in your heart always inspire you. If her face seems to change, don't worry. Since she's representative of all women, she's bound to appear slightly different from time to time.
hehehehe nice... yeah.. how about a letter to an asian woman...
im starting to get tired of your posts already. at first i found it interresting. now i find it. retarded. coincedence?
Cheers
aww
=D
@Keeko1 - i totally agree with you!
whoa. I have a pretty high tolerance for creepiness, but this is over the top. even for me.
@ShamelesslyRed - My reaction was exactly the same.
Could you please select to whom you send your letters?
You've brought a tear to my eye.
You're too romantic for your own good
rofl @elgaberino...i see your point.
but hey- it's nice to know that you appreciate us (or at least the angelically unrealistic versions of us)
Hey Ricky, you should copyright this letter, otherwise I'd copy it and use it to flirt around, appreciate the sharing, you should be a representative of us, right, what are we? Can someone think of a more macho or esteemable one than "bananas"? like those people who call other victims "oreos"???
Love Letter to People in Wheel Chairs -
I love that you are never responsible for me not getting a seat in a crowded restaurant - I love that you never come to my door with religious literature since you can't climb the stairs - I love that I can dress you up as R2D2 for Halloween. Whether you like it or not, there's not a lot you can do about it, is there? - I love that being in a wheelchair gives you liscence to stereotype people and disregard their individuality.
White woman happy
Lol. xD and the comments once again make me lol.
I wonder if you actually do blog by request.
I thought this was actually quite beautiful.
Aww I love you Ricky! Being Irish rocks!
i would really love it if you would stop tagging me in all these posts! especially since you are just trying to get extra traffic, and none of the posts have anything to do with me. k thx.
Wonder why it matters so much that you put White women? I wonder if it would have been different if you had put black, red, brown, or yellow.
, ROFL!
I Think its kind of neat and it would be funny if you did that for like every color
But, you know that most of us have been raised with the idea that "if you do it for one, you have to do it for everyone!".
what about white MEN?!!!!!
; )
@JoeytheGenie - yes because asian people dont work out whatsoever.
Umm, thanks?
@elgaberino - haha XD
Sweet post.
Where the hell are you finding these perfect sounding white women...?
CaucAsian babies
LOL
@written_on_the_city - Then why are you fucking commenting? Fucking idiot.
whelp, i'm obsessed with the white women too!
yeah.. i think this is kind of creepy too..
I suppose the fact that we don't pronounce your name "Wicky" is a plus?
mew mew?
@elgaberino - I have to agree. " for your perfect whiteness represents the purity of your heart." What the bloody f*ck?
...i'm not sure how i feel about being tagged to this.
Aww, Ricky! I heart you muchly! You should clone yourself and send your clone army to all the white women who love you!
@written_on_the_city - I had the exact same reaction to his blogs. He's a nice guy though, i think.
I don't think it's necessary to write another love letter to all the other races. Face it-we're all partial to one race or another, not in a discriminatory way but in what we find attractive. So what if white girls are more attractive to him than black or Arab women? It's stupid that because he wrote to white women he has to write to every other conceivable color--it would be a lie in the name of "fairness." What's fair about being lied to?
Pretty letter, Ricky.
@erahslover - Cool.
can't believe that some families still have those stupid (sorry for the word) traditions...
marry who you wanna marry. lucky to be Asian but not any of those with such traditions...man, my people marry all races, shapes and sizes! x___x
I really like this. Your voice in your writing is blatantly honest and sincere. I have been reading some of your posts and I really like how you think, how you express yourself. Describing where you find beauty, juxtaposed alongside society's view of where beauty is, you expose truth. Truly beautiful writing. I love reading your blog.
Lovely, but on the other hand, you may not love white women as much if you had seen me dance
~Kenda
I'm offended!
jk
Actually I don't know if it's meant to be offensive or just cute ...
I will use the word strangge. with two g's for more "Umph".
Maybe someone beat me to it, but I always thought that the number of grains of rice left in your bowl was the number of pimples on your spouse's face come wedding day. Clearly, someone wanted to make sure I ate all my rice.
@pianomusicchick - ROFL I love you for that comment. I had a friend who used to say the "blondest" part of her (as she was indeed blonde with blue eyes) was her lack of a sense of rhythm.
Dear Ricky:
I have fallen head over heels in love! Will you marry me? lol j/k! You are really awesome!!!
impressive =)
@just__one__me - ill post a picture of her on my xanga. check her out for yourself....shes gorgeous.
well now wasn't that sweet.
aww Ricky, you sure know what to say to make a girl smile. lol Great change of character since your last entry. lol I'm not sure what I like more, This one for making me gush or the last one for making me laugh. What can't you do? lol I fit into your white woman stereotype. I'm a soft speaking, arm flailing, clumsy white woman and proud!
ohh well.. I'm asian..
@JoeytheGenie - You can't control who you're attracted to. There is no right or wrong.
@Keeko1 - What happens on Sunday?
@Southeast_Beauty - Of course I'll write to my Oriental angels, are you kidding? <3
@ShamelesslyRed - You should know me better than that. I always mean what I say. (:
Then again, my writings always serve a purpose. I'm all about being resourceful and killing two birds with one stone...
But as long as I'm your darling. <3
@aphoenix_rising - Cynical? Lol, how so?
@BlehhItsTu - I have more of a thing for you though.
@TheRealMelanie - YOU'RE GOING TO HIT ME, AREN'T YOU?!
@just__one__me - Why? She was always meant to be you.
@erahslover - Boy, don't make me come down there!
@iheart_thesoundz - Don't worry. I'm just being polite mentioning another race first.
@ilovesccsomuchitsdisgusting - Thank you for defending me, Princess Charming!
@Shopgirl0393 - Can a victim fall in love with her stalker?
@theblowersdaughter1986 - I think I need ice, haha.
@SimplyCe - Um, Sicilian women make me melt. I can't keep my eyes off your beauty pageants and I used to get in trouble with mom, lol...
@quietmeteorshowers - No. Your boyfriend looks big. I don't want to get squashed for stealing you away, haha.
@chichiPHI - You know I will. (:
@PseudoEuphoric - Weirdly romantic, right? =D
@AmyC0987 - I'd never risk anything to compromise your smile. I never joke around regarding my love for women.
@Covergirl_For_Sanity_Fair - But I don't want you to just feel beautiful. I want you to know it.
@Silly_Padawan - I'm still trying to seduce you as you can see. </3
@wrybreadspread - I'm actually Ricky, the hopeless romantic perv, lol.
@tribong_upos - I wouldn't forget you guys, no-no...
@written_on_the_city - Not really. It's more a coincidence that someone who finds something uninteresting would still take the time to comment and call that person retarded.
@wednesdaywannabe - I told you I could make you crack. Now, phase two. To love you.
@Saoirse_Donnelly86 - Let's run away together and find our pot of gold!!!
@logicalemu - In their hearts.
@ShimmerBodyCream - *points to your vagina* *points to my penis* *wink*
@Pandiie_Bear - I would guess so, except Chinese girls are incredibly heart-beautiful like you.
@NymphaeHecati - I clone with a special tool.
@nimbusthedragon - At least you still "think" I'm a nice guy. I hope I still get to you.
@adoptedheir - I know, it's rather stupid, isn't it? Preference has nothing to do with racism. Then again, I'm writing another because I want to. (:
@pianomusicchick - Well I'm glad you don't feel the need to question my sincerity because I put a lot into this letter. It took me a couple days to compose, and I mean everything I write.
You're elegantly clumsy, okay? (:
@lilmizzie27 - You should be offended, definitely. It's only logical to be insulted by compliments, lol.
@fattehsaurusrex - I guess I'm marrying a noodle head, haha.
@Languishing_Spirit - You... you were kidding about marrying me?! /cries. /dies.
@Your_My_Beautiful_Disgrace - Didn't you know my life mission was to make you laugh and cry and dream of many beautiful things? You're not just a stereotype to me. You came true.
@lexxiery - You're actually next you know.
@DearRicky - You and your words. *shakes head and giggles*
@Your_My_Beautiful_Disgrace - Remember. Words come from the heart, and my words are yours. Didn't you know you're the most beautiful girl in the world? If not, why would my eye be hurting so much from winking at you through my computer screen? No answer, huh?
A smile was painted on my face throughout this entire letter. Very well written and lol @ "CaucAsian" that was good!
@DearRicky - your such a loser, I love it. ; )
@juiceinabox - You do realize that it's all a part of my evil plan, right? =P
@Your_My_Beautiful_Disgrace - If only a loser can make you smile, I don't mind. It means I'm making a difference because your smile makes children smile and children are our future. Gag for me, baby!
<3
Blacks and Asians have the most beautiful babies together in my opinion!
@DearRicky - AHAHAHA.. you got me.
@DearRicky - "I believe the children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way.. lalalalala" LOL
It's interesting how since this is directed to white women you have a ton of commenters saying "now where's a letter to x race women??".. but if this was directed to let's say, asian women, everyone would be like"omg I know! Asians are so kyoote!"..
get past the racist posts or im going to block you and unfriend you. i cant take this anymore. TY
haha I talk with my hands all the time, I don't even realize I do it, but people joke on me about it.
...and I thought this entry was quite sweet. so thank you for sharing
This is amazing. Truly describes me, and here I thought my clumsiniess would be a bad thing. I used to hate my freckles until I read this (:
Thanks..
I'm in love with Asians. I will never marry a white guy Hahaha
@DearRicky -
Emphasis on “hopeless” and “romantic”. I see you making goo-goo eyes at Your_My_Beautiful_Disgrace--and I can’t blame you one bit.
Do you understand that it's not skin, it's climate and conditions that create x or y? Of course there are unicorns everywhere to distract.
Anyway, you have retained some of your "culture" but not as true as it is in the region where it originally formed in its time as have I. Except, I'm not allowed to have a culture or I'm racist because other white people lived in conditions that caused them to have to farm and think in a different way, which gave the benefit for a few years to conquer a little piece of dust. I must constantly shun myself for the benefit of another though because my ancestors figured out how to survive in a way that gave them an advantage for a brief period of time. Afterwards, they stole and whored for awhile - desperation - and the world kind'of evened out again once they fell to their own vanity.
I HATE PEOPLE
Bittersweet clumsiness = abuse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4ydZIbnONE If a person has desire, that person will find a way through the clouds of "reality." You have to speak its language to get it to put the bottle down that the other gave to it.
See, not all white women are abused. Some need abuse to feel better about being worthless. It is true. There's always the exception to the rule that you can use to blur the existence of a problem and move it away to something else while the bitchy white women can claim this or that to offset her sister, but her sister knows the truth by numbers. Let one who hath understanding comprehend.
My guess...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_potential +
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dopamine = bad girl. Hit it at certain ages while I'm developing, and it'll cause me problems with behavior later down the line, especially if everyone expects me to be what I'm not or this or that for them. I'm going to become frustrated in a few ways. Lucky old white girl, dopamine matures the brain and so does the Hell it causes as a reaction.
No, of course not.
white_women_must be crazy, right? Let's find some random argument that doesn't pertain to my argument to offset everything and give me milk to feel better. Yes, we're such a babies.
I'm going to randomly put some truth in that's mixed too.
"Dopamine, a neurotransmitter, has been thought to be associated with risky behaviors and novelty seeking, characteristics inherent to the teen years. Research indicates that dopamine mediates pre-behavior thoughts and the inclination to launch into certain behaviors (Solanto, 2002). The role of dopamine in assisting individuals to inhibit behavior, to provide the motivation to act, and to seek meaningful rewards has been investigated in children and adolescents with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (Kollins, Barkley, & DuPaul, 2001). These findings may provide insights into the behaviors of teens. Fluctuations in dopamine levels may contribute to the susceptibility to the the addictive qualities of drugs and alcohol (Spear, 2000; Spear, 2002)."
Animals seek to balance themselves. Animals seek to balance themselves.
Animals seek to balance themselves. Animals seek to balance themselves.
Animals seek to balance themselves. Animals seek to balance themselves.
In other news, I hate California. I'll never end up there ever. When I take over, I'm going to break it off and it's going to deal with its own mental health problems.
lmfao, you're like the slickest Xangan ever. Just saying.
My culture tends to frown down on freckles as well (which is funny because my back is loaded with them), but I love them especially sprinkled on a guy's shoulders, chest, and back. Mmm, yummy.
this was written specifically for me right? =-P
@fauxer12 - Unfortunately so I have to say. It's called racial propaganda.
@sTiLLcHaSnDrEaMs - I'm glad you think so. I'm very sweet you know! =P
@GreenEyedSaga - Why would you be in love with Asian "guys"? Be in love with me, lol!
I'm glad you're not insecure about your beautiful freckles anymore. (:
@wrybreadspread - Quiet man, you're blowing my mysterious cover!!!
@BlehhItsTu - I'm an honest flirt. Serious, let's marry now! <3
@awokenfatality - Freckles are adorable... on girls.
@miseryroxyou - Quit making your sisters cry with our little secret!
@DearRicky - Ha ha. You know what I mean, Mr. Smarty Pants.
This would make Hinckley proud. Watch out, Jodie Foster, the Ragin' Asian is out to kill Obama for you!
Keep writing like this and I might just be in love with you!!
Haha (;
@DearRicky - aww but it cant stay a secret forever...like when we're married, how are we gonna keep that a secret?...My "sisters" can cry all they want ^.^
Who's the kid in the picture? I wanna know!
Hello. Sorry that I haven't responded to having been "tagged". I appreciate the inclusion, but I think I'd prefer to be excluded from posts like this one, if you don't mind. Thanks
I really love this post! Beautifully written.
Lovely. I, too, am waiting for your love letter to other races. I know you can write them. Let me say that I know plenty of white women that are not soft-spoken or articulate, voices that you wouldn't want to wake up next to. Being white doesn't make anyone articulate, elegant or honest. Still, beautifully written.
Good luck to you on that one Ricky
Awww we love you too lol.
Doesn't everyone use their hands when they talk? I even do it when I'm on the phone explaining something to someone! Yes, I am clumsy but walking with a cane is very helpful for keeping me from too many accidents! Ricky, you need a girlfriend if you don't have one! Believe me, for the right woman, your wheelchair won't matter at all.
@NymphaeHecati - Cloning doesn't require pants, lol.
@GreenEyedSaga - Surely, I'm going to make you throw up to my vomit-inducing romances sooner or later. It's just a matter of time.
@miseryroxyou - Is your boyfriend skinny? I need to make sure I'm able to take him down first, haha.
@ilovesccsomuchitsdisgusting - Lol, it's me when I was two or three. =P
@wednesdaywannabe - I don't need luck. I need you.
@SWEETteaANDgingerSNAPS - Really?! =D
*gives you a candy*
@Zettista - If only what you say is possible because I really need a girlfriend, seriously! I don't want to cry alone anymore.
such a charmer
I'm so glad you went back to writing love posts... even though everyone was quick to assume race was a main issue. ^_^
@wednesdaywannabe - Yeah right, lol. It's not even working.
@DearRicky - lol yep, you could totally take him
All you need is love...love. Love is all you need.
I enjoyed it so much! You have no idea.I was melting at every word I read.You write beautifully.I also think you should write some more love letters to Hispanic women,Asian women,Black women and for the rest of us out there.You know,we all need to read how Ricky loves us too.We deserve some of your love as well.So please write something this amazing for us too.Please? Haha.
Love,Vera.
you must have a high tolerance pain threshold. watching chick flicks is she wants to, damn!
anyway, gg, ricky! good to know that interracial relationships can still make it. and careful with those hand gestures. you never know when you'll get an upercut.
Oh Ricky, you and your mass tags...this was a cute post.
About your letter, My best friend in the world is white. She comes from about every
European country. She is loud and uses a lot of slang. She usually just leaves her hand on her face while she is talking. She doesn't hit people
often, but she will friggin break your arm off. She is very muscular,
and hunches her back.She has a natural, beautiful olive skin tone. She is honest- honest enough to tell you that she won't give you a silly pet name like "pumpkin"- and she would tear her own curly, somewhat frizzy brown hair out of her own head before she watches a chick flick (she's done it before - tearing out her own hair that is).She has a tarantula for a pet and plays a whole bunch of video games where you slay monsters. All I'm trying to say is that not everybody fits into this description.
loved the CaucAsian baby line.. best part of this whole blog.
i had an ex one time he said "once you go asian.. well you know the rest."
@miseryroxyou - Lol, so mean. I love it!
@hadavera18 - Yes! I made a girl melt! It's quite about time.
No really, thanks so much for the feedback. I'm so glad you enjoyed it because I meant every word. It took me two days to compose. If it made you smile, it was all worth it.
I just wrote one for Asian women yesterday. (:
@Xxchocolate_amixX - Evolve a sense of humour.
give some love to indian girls!
<33
@DearRicky - how is it mean? its not my fault you stole my heart...you naughty little home wrecker =-P
That's so sweet!
Well poetised dear Ricky...BRAVO!!!! The Mouse feels that all women are like Oysters no matter what they look like you must look for the pearl inside.
Yours truly
Mr.Mouse
Ricky... you... DAMN IT! you with your words and magic awesomeness... you kill me.
Killer. 
I truly believe the woman (pianomusicchick) has got to be something more than special for you to write these letters. That's hard for me to write for a few reasons. 1. I think me and pianomusicchick may have to have some words on who gets your attention more. 2. You're making me look in the mirror. I don't do that often. Not truly. I used to, and I used to see a lost broken girl... she isn't there anymore. And what's more... there's someone else with me. Weird, as I'm the only one physically there... but I look into that same mirror, and the reflection is more than I could have ever asked for, or believed.
Holy Moses! I must be dreaming!
Crazy hand signals? That's an Italian woman dear.
a little weird, and crazy alot of assumptions. i happen to be white woman who is not "too sensitive and eaisly hurt". but an interesting read to be sure, and well written. so, nice work. (:
I feel special
lol.
2 things.
1. I have freckles. Lots of them.
2. I hope you keep the promises you make... otherwise you're really gunna get the hopes up from the white woman at war and when she's done fighting and you're not there, she'll probably be PRETTY damn pissed off
i think what ricky is trying to say is i think we sometimes as women we classify ourselves in a race bcoz of our skin color its hard to explain everyone is different but alot of our actions are the same.. but i see what alot of you are saying maybe ricky you could think about just put to" ALL WOMEN" race really doesnt matter..but you have the sweetest love letters they are awesome..maybe its ur way of keepin up with all ur letters so u dont get confused lol..but you really have an intelligence about you thats amazing..so ricky please write me back...maybe u can write me some personal love letters..
i have facebook as well...i would love to just give you a biggg hugg ricky.. yours truly..Robin
You're good! ;D
you have way too much time on your hands.
i didn't read all of it, but the parts i read, i thought were sweet..and humorous! Thank you for changing your topic! Much more enjoyable! Thank you, dear <3
your subjects are so bi-polar like.
from sarcasm to beautiful things like this. Ricky, this is awesome.
This is cute. I wish I got letters like these everyday!
Oh Ricky, it's amazing how you can make me smile after a long three hours of drumline.
Thanks!
Spiders are pretty cool
You write so beautifully.
I don't understand why everyone is saying it's 'creepy.' It's hardly like he is aiming it at one girl in particular. It's just like a piece of poetry that doesn't rhyme.
There are plenty of beautiful poems that exist, written about women in a similar way to this, but they were never seen as creepy... they were seen as works of art.
This is all it is. Just words put together to make a beautiful piece of writing. It doesn't have to mean anything, and it doesn't even have to be true.
*snort* I mean that was so sweet....
haha cute
nobody stereotypes quite like you. truly award worthy.
Thank you. Your posts never cease to entertain.
Still waiting on this love letter to Arabic/Persian women.
You obviously know different white women than I do. The ones I know are more like this.
Wow, this is pretty awesome
But you have this for all kinds of women. So what kinda women do you actually like?
You're one heck of a writer! Nice job! Beautifully said!
This was written so elegantly and poetic! I love it!
@tobeyoungistobesad - hahaha. I actually thought of writing one myself.
It's a cute letter. I mainly like the freckle part. I hate mine...
Great entry, Ricky. I'm suprised you're even literate.
That's so beautiful... I wish the Japanese guy with me in my profile picture would say something like that to me...
This was sweet and made my day much better, thank you.
the way that i feel at this moment, that actually made me want to cry because even if you weren't describing a white woman, it still made me think of stuff. its hard to explain, but i enjoyed reading it.
I love it <3 being a white woman myself, it actually makes me feel good. haha <3 thanks for writing this ^_^
This was too beautiful.
It must be my emotional situation that influenced it, but I did cry a little. Heh.
Meh. I am not ashamed to admit it. I wear my heart outwardly, and cry over everything heart-warming, touching, inspiring, and confidence inducing.
Thank you so much for sharing this.
@autumnmarie - People are right. You really are cute, crying over my ridiculous words. (:
I'm so glad you thought this was beautiful. I find a lot of times that White women are underappreciated and demonized because of racism. I wrote this because I wanted to remind you (them) that you don't need to change anything about yourself. That was my goal. (:
Lol, I cried twelve times when I watched 'The Notebook' for the very first time. Shhh!
So I realize I'm a little late in reading this, but I haven't been on here for a long while. Ricky, why can't all men be sweet like you? I'm not going to lie, I teared up a bit reading this.
UGHHHH. I knew I shouldn't have clicked on it, but I did anyway.
What a waste of two minutes.
Quite a way with words.
this is sweet, but please don't kill the spiders
The traditon of the bride's family paying for the wedding is obsolescent.
So sweet, Ricky. As always.
@JoeytheGenie - i'm the opposite. i don't even feel bad for not liking many white guys. i'm not even fully "white".
I read the one I was supposed to but I didn't fit into many of the weak stereotypes you put up there
. You did good though.
Jez, Ricky, make someone tear up why don't you?
You are such a wonderful writer!!
@Annalyn04 - You! I missed the hell out of you! <3 How are you, Anna? (:
Aww thats cute
This is cute.
I feel like you're becoming my new favorite person on Xanga. I find your blog really entertaining X) And your love for all women is appreciated
@sugar_mama - sad but a little true
Very nice letter from what I read so far...sometimes we are too sensitive, it's true.. but we just long for love and security.. sometimes independence and freedom, it depends on the girl..
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