February 12, 2010
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Bad Penis, BAD
It’s not easy being physically disabled, especially when my penis has the tendency to throw up in the middle of the night…
Last week, I had another pervy dream and unfortunately, it happened right before my nurse woke me for my morning pee. Even worse, I didn’t cum all the way through!
You see I always sleep on my side with a cushion between my knees, but it just so happened that my hardness seeped into the gap. It barely squished through, creating massage blockage that resulted in a half-way penis vomit.
And when she placed it inside the urinal and I tried to squeeze a drop, I almost blew a fuse in my brain!
Oops?
Reader, have you blown your fuse yet?
Comments (55)
We can't blow fuses because we don't HAVE fuses. Of course, we can always have strokes and aneurysms. Are you asking about those? Because I haven't had any of those.
I can't say that I have.
LMAO!! ummm...tmi Ricky?? But no...not yet
... oh ricky why the bodily function stories?
and you should probably stop dreaming about me.
you know, just with the title of this post you'll go to top blog...off course you know you little-------->
@dlmcniel - I know, he's gonna end up stalking you!
I don't have a penis, so...no "fuze" blown here.
I blow a fuse several times a day, manually, in fact I blew a fuse only just this morning!... so even when I have certain dreams, there's no fuse blowing.
LOL.
Cool.
@ShamelesslyRed - Just wait until Penis week, haha. And what are you talking about? I seek no attention!
@dlmcniel - Psh. Dream on, kid. *splat* =P
@LauraG0929 - Seriously?! You don't have a penis?! What happened to it? LOL
I'm happy to say that I have not blown a fuse. But.. then again... I don't have a penis. Sorry.
@DearRicky - I lost it.
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@LauraG0929 - Sounds even scarier than my story!
@DearRicky - Terrifying!
I thought I had it the whole time, but then one day I got home and checked my pockets and it was just...gone! *tear*
@LauraG0929 - did you cancel your account so no one else could use it?!
I practice preventive fuse blowing. But when I was much younger - yes I had a few embarassing moments (replace nurse with mother).
That's an amazing picture.
I'm not sure I have any fuses left to blow!
WOW. Hahah, what a story. O.O
Very detailed...
AHAHAHAHAHA
I'm sry but I found that story to be so hilarious!
@soyeahthatswhathappened - What? Cancel what account?
@LauraG0929 - lol, like it's a credit card or a cell phone.
@LauraG0929 - if you're lucky enough get it back, have your name tattooed on it, and in future try to be more responsible and look after it properly.
whoa! I never knew a penis could throw up, lol
... Ricky! You can't title your posts sexually! Now I want to have sex. And I have no birth control. And I've already had two babies in one year ...
okay fine.
but if it's a boy,
I'm naming him ricky.
quite a particular story.
Maybe you used one to many metaphors, but I have no idea what you are talking about :S
LOL XD
@darkoozeripple - Will do!
There's more to life than that.
Wow. .... just .... wow.
LOL
I have two sons and thankfully have not had to deal with this um.. issue with them. I'm grateful at the moment to be married to a male who can explain those things! LOL
lmfao holy shit im so sorry lol that must of been embarassing
lol
Arh.. Wow. This is honest haha.......
Speaking of TMI--I'm past the age--but I recall it well. So between us guys--are you as candid with the nurse as you are with your readers?
Gotta love penisses throwing up all that protein
*giggles*
so what'd you dream about anyways,
Color me practical but, wouldn't it be easier on your caregivers to provide more controlled eructations? It would certainly simplify cleanup.
Nurses see such things, they know that men are men and that disabled men are still men.
Did I ever tell you that I'm a nursing school drop out?
why are you disgusting?
well i thought i'd never lose mine as it's 98 inches long, but.. well.. i don't know what happened to it..
OMGEEE
@dlmcniel - hahahahahaha
this post is hawt
Your PENIS threw up. Wow. That must have definitely been an embarassing moment. I am at this moment happy to be a female.
Haha, I am so glad I don't have a penis.
hahaha!! I LOVE it!!
so in other words... you busted suds infront of your nurse?? ...dude, I'd call that 3rd base homey, or at the least, foreplay.
Posts like these are why I'm such an avid reader.
I was in a hospital awhile ago with a broken neck. Really, I could pretty much wash myself. The nurses however seemed to relish doing it. Hmm. So, maybe you should have actually waited for the nurse so she could be a better nurse, eh? Love the picture.
I blew a fuse once in front of my roommates in the living room! I had a space heater and a hair dryer plugged into the same outlet so I could rapidly heat wax-based clay I was sculpting with. Talk about having an audience! lol
I know what you mean... I make a point to blow my fuses at least 3 times a day. =D
@lilmizzie27 - Lol, wait until penis week. Then you'll be in trouble.
@heatherbabes@autisable - Haha, just be glad you don't have a penis yourself!
@wrybreadspread - Pretty much. I'm a very honest guy, lol.
@TequilaKisses - You need some protein?
@princessremy - You of course. I fell in love and you broke my heart. Now make it up to me!!!
@trunthepaige - Seriously? That's unfortunate actually. If you were my nurse, we'd never stop talking!
@erahslover - I busted before, man... luckily. She ain't all that young, lol.
@brittny_buhlig - Keep cumming then.
@DearRicky - LOL, i'm pretty sure there's a post somewhere on datingish saying how makeup sex is good
@princessremy - Okay, now I need ice, lol...
@DearRicky - haha (:
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