February 14, 2010
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A Love Letter To Asian Women
Dear Asian Women,
Sometimes I wonder how it’s possible for you to be so adorable. Your smiles are most delightful, and I love how you cover your petite mouth to giggle. The enchanting melodies of your laughter light the surrounding darkness, while unseen colours from the heart are brought to life. Your perfume becomes my sweet intoxication as it permeates the air with a twirl of your raven-shine hair.
Even your way of sarcasm is strangely endearing. You come up with insane activities that any idiot would refuse, but then you threaten to kill me with your arms crossed and a pout. It is then that your loveliness prevails, and I can’t help but give in. I’ll panfry food naked just to see your smiling face. I get stupid for you when I feel your gentle kisses.
Your exquisite beauty resembles so much of porcelain dolls with your alabaster skin and finely crafted lips. I grow a little faint every time I see you. I feel as if I’m falling off my wheelchair when I look into your deep brown eyes. They sparkle from within like bubbles in a glass of champagne as I dream into a universe that leads into your heart.
You’re such a silly piglet as we say in Cantonese. You can be so sweet and charming one day and mean the very next. In frustration, your cuteness remains, but your beautiful heart cries are the saddest I’ve ever seen. They make me realize why I need to be tortured with Hello Kitty gifts, for you’re really a damsel in distress, looking for a ridiculous boy to make your own.
It saddens me, when you think your eyes aren’t pretty. Their teardrop contours remind me of your bittersweet grace that makes me fall for you, time and time again. I’ll continue kissing them ever so softly so you might come to understand how perfect you truly are.
When you wrap your arms around me, the world begins to make sense. The softness of your hair brushes against my skin, while your elegant fingertips dab upon my neckline. They seduce my eyes to close as you listen to the rhythm of my heart, beating for you alone. Your delicate body enfolds my every dream come true.
Dear Asian Women, as you surrender to the inevitable slumber and wiggle your bunny nose, my destiny is finally revealed. I hope you know I’ll never break your heart, and it’s not because you might set Godzilla loose.
Sweetheart, I don’t want you to be the dried up monkey mom used to warn me about. I always worry you’re not eating enough. And it’s only because of love that I want to marry you and stuff your face with rice. I promise to take care of you and make you my little mochi ball forever.
Will you be mine, Valentine?
Yours,
WickyRelated:
A Love Letter To White WomenA Love Letter To Mediterranean Women
A Love Letter To Middle Eastern Women
A Love Letter To Native American Women
A Love Letter To Hispanic WomenA Love Letter To Polynesian Women
A Love Letter To South Asian Women
A Love Letter To Black Women
Comments (209)
I can't believe I'm recing this.
But, since I love Asians so much...why not.
aw♥ that is so cute - why aren't there more men like you in the world Ricky?
only issues are while I'm Asian I somehow have golden chocolate brown eyes - according to the guy at Sephora I have some green in them too
&&& I don't think you would ever want to stuff me full b/c that woud be a disaster - there would be no food left in the city
lmfao. Happy Valentines day!
that was adorkable
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
it was worth the wait
this was so sweeeeet (:
that was adorable. no joke. (:
Awww....this made my day. Happy Vday!
cute and sweet!
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cute.
I will rec this on behalf of my dear asian friend, Morgie.
That was gosh darned adorable.
Meh, most asian broads look like pug dogs to me.
Then again, I may be the only white guy on this damned site who doesn't have yellow fever, so. Maybe I'm biased.
@Drakonskyr - woooow I respect the fact that you dont find asian women attractive, everyone has their preferences, but just like white guys there are the unattractive ones. there are thousands of trully gorgeous asian women. Regardless of whether or not you have "yellow fever" or not there is still some level of respect. And what you said completely crossed the line.
I know you prob. think of asian women under one category and stereotypical look just like the other ignorant ones like you. Its a shame.
That's cute.
I'll be your mochi ball!!
Not really...but mochi balls ftw!
And it’s only because of love that I want to marry you and stuff your
face with rice. I promise to take care of you and make you my little
mochi ball forever…
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA wow those are an amazing two sentences
Sometimes you should go after girls who actually do think they are pretty
@swtaznxtc90 - yeah, it's amazing how powerful some words can be, even when you say them yourself
*like*
Makes me wish I was Asian. lol! Super cute!
Really cute post!!! (: such sweet thoughts towards asian women !
I worry that people called you racist when you wrote a letter to the white women, but then it seems to melt their hearts when you write it to Asian women? Who's really racist?
My best friend is Asian and some of this reminded me of her. It was very sweet. I'm always telling her how beautiful her eyes are and to stop worrying about them being small and what her culture says about big eyes doesn't matter. Society doesn't matter.
You're right, you should be the face of lovelish
This was absolutely adorable!
You made a lot of asian panties drop with this one! ^_^
Aw, very sweet. A possible entry that will help you get laid.
sounds like you're in love Ricky, good luck hun!
cute! makes me proud to be an asian even though i don't cover my mouth when i giggle. i LOL all the time :p
So sweet and touching. I think this is the best one by far!
I still don't think it's fair. Too much generalization. One of my friends is Vietnamese. She is very tan, is extremely passive. She acts as if she doesn't have any opinions. You'd have to continuously press her to say what she feels. She doesn't eat fried foods often, or rice. I, being Haitian, eat on average two portions of rice more than she does per day. She does, however, love an occasional hamburger. The generalizations made are not necessarily true.
@sexncookies - Agreed.
haha cute.
@Drakonskyr - n I would like to know how we look like pugs. that's just rude.
Heh. This was how my last boyfriend felt about me (for the most part) - but couldn't convey it in quite poetic of words. Wow, I don't even know if that last thing I said was correct English, but my mind gives up now. My favorite part was about stuffing her face with rice as true an expression of love.
xD Ricky, you're so silly!
Yea Asian women are awesome. Not only do they look the best but they're also the cleanest and they have the best cooking. I also love Asian women and would love to be with one if any of them decide they want me.
Why some Asian women get surgery to make their eyes look bigger is beyond me. If they're unhappy in east Asia they should come to the US where they can have their pick of pretty much any kind of man that they want. Including me.
Ugh.
Did she say yes? That is too cute, man.lol
so SWEET...
I hope all men are like you.. Lol.. (^_~)
awww this is really cute
Awww. Does this include Indians? xD
AH thumbs up.
aww ^_^ beautiful
"Eloquence is a painting of the thoughts." Blaise Pascal
"Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures."Henry Ward Beecher
Rick--you da man
Mm..mochi!
You simply write too well, Ricky. <3
@FallingSafely - Agreed.
@Ambrosius_Augustus_Rex - Gee, that's not a generalization AT ALL.
I'll give you best looking, because although I personally disagree, I understand that beauty is in the eye of the beholder but... CLEANEST? Are you serious?? My best friend is Asian and she proudly admits that she's a slob. She goes days w/out showering and doesn't even care. I'm not saying all Asians are like this, but I'm just pointing out that every group has clean and dirty people.
Ricky, I think you need to add an addendum to your Love Letter to White Women because so very many of us are the same way with ridiculous Hello Kitty stuff. I personally am the proud owner of a Hello Kitty toaster. My BF hates me for it, but I just buy more Hello Kitty random junk sometimes just to piss him off. lol.
Also,go figure, this is beautifully written and kind of makes me want to be Asian. lol. Asian women are adorable. It kind of makes me wish my Japanese friend from high school were still here so that I could continue to drive her everywhere and explain to her what a clown is. haha!
@Ambrosius_Augustus_Rex - Agreed. Asian women are so naturally beautiful. Trying to look more like caucasian women so that they feel beautiful is a tragedy. It shows us just how messed up the media is that women of all races are not portrayed as beautiful. I sincerely hope and pray that all women would be more comfortable in their own skin, because we are all beautiful, different in many ways, but always beautiful. Considering that God made all of us, a special design for His special purpose, it would be absurd to not hold ourselves, all people of all races and both genders, as perfect works of art of the highest kind.
Asian women are very pretty. Asian eyes are some of the prettiest eyes on earth in my opinion. I was actually sorta nervous about saying that because noticing the differences between the races has gotten to be known as racist, even if you mean the differences as a compliment. But oh well, I will be racist today I guess. lol
i'll be more than happy to be your mochi ball.. LOL.. lovelovelove..
No poop?
AW :3 .. What about mediterranean women? Happy Valentines Day!
Thank you.
aw that's sweet.
Can't help but laugh though. People freaked when it was to a white woman but now that you have branched out everything's cool. lol
What about the white male? I remember that pulse!
Nice!
lol if only i could be asian...
meeeehr
TRUTH-I always wanted to be Asian!
Ricky, I find it funny that on your white women post, people snagged you for generalizations, but here, not so much. I also find it funny that people can't just accept these generalizations as what they are; it's for the ease of writing a post. You can't find every single white or Asian attribute and say something about it because people are so varied.
Wish I was Asian. Darn my Viking forefathers...
This is a sweet post. Go Asians!
"Your exquisite beauty resembles so much of porcelain dolls with your alabaster skin and finely crafted lips."
It's like Mulan all over again! Man, I loved that movie. and elegant fingertips? I want some of those. haha I love this letter.
sweet.
that was lovely. my bff deborah would love this one (shes taiwanese), although im not sure she speaks cantonese. that rhymes, lol.
anyway,
, looking forward to it!
you're writing one for indian women next, right? of course you are
awwwww!!!!
your creativity comes into play at its best once again =)
awww this is SO cute!
I am now asian. Ill have to inform my german mother and my irish/ scottish father
haha wonderful! <3
*lol*
aw .. you're smitten .. lovely letter.
Asian women are hawt finally getting some real cred here!
hahah. aww.
...aww.
Go Asians! Hahaha.
Lol i thought this was gonna be a sarcastic entry haha
Thanks for granting my wish.
And...the guppies have taken the bait. I predict your next post will be the double standard of how everyone thinks you're racist when you profess your love for White girls, and yet applauds you when you praise Asian chicks?
@na_311 - Lol, who says it isn't? Methinks you all got set-up.
I LOVE Asian girls and women...or, to be more precise, I love a lot of Asian girls and women...and to be even more precisely precise, I love some Asian girls and women!
There are actual Asian girls and women that I LOVE...
...But SO many Asian girls and women are NOT what they once were, nor what they could be!
Many of them, maybe most now, sadly, are not living up to that golden ideal of them that you're fondly talking about!
@Drakonskyr - You know, I alllllllllmost wish I could agree with you!
@JoeytheGenie - Because if there were more like me, the barf bag business would take over the world, haha.
@BlehhItsTu - How can it be happy without you in my arms?
@ShimmerBodyCream - I'm a dork for all girls. Hello?! =P
@princessremy - Told you so. I'll never disappoint, not with you anyway. <3
@swtaznxtc90 - That actually took me an hour to write, lol... I was fumbling as to how I should compose the paragraph.
@phantomFive - I care about all girls.
@FallingSafely - Lol, it's really a win-win for me, pissing off racists and making all the girls happy. It's all a part of my evil plan.
People are hypocritical, but this was the reason I wrote a love letter to White women. I wanted to let them know how beautiful they are because our wicked society has made them to feel inadequate. It really breaks my heart.
@NiShaCoRnEr - You haven't seen anything yet.
@And_I_love - I'm in love with a girl named No One.
@xueyo - Well good, because you're cute laughing any way you do. (:
@zoetik - You're just biased because I'm writing about you.
@thermite_reaction - Haha, you know, I'm always fumbling with words. I'm definitely no poet of any sort. If only I could actually win a girl's heart with them!
@diverged - What?! LOL
@the1thingUneverwanted - Who? The girl named No One?
@mei_hannah - Dream on, baby! =P
@Faerie_In_Combat_Boots - Not yet, yours should come soon.
@shanon12 - So are you. (:
@Shopgirl0393 - Not well enough to make any girl fall for me unfortunately.
@pianomusicchick - Then again, all women are beautiful. In fact, the two love letters I've written so far can be interchangeable because well, every one of you fell from the same heavenly place.
@maniac_rose - Oh noes, now I have to expose your racist ways!!!
@lexxiery - It's about time I got your heart, beautiful.
@wikipediot - Admit it. You were jealous.
@Your_My_Beautiful_Disgrace - I know, friggin' racist hypocrites. It's controversial to love you but I always will! I don't care if I get killed, even for just one kiss. <3
But White men? *GASP* /holds butt.
@thenewdivide - But you're beautiful just the way you are. (:
@Mangonese - I know, eh? It's apparently racist to even compliment a White person, not to mention a White WOMAN! It's quite disgusting. I'm not allowed to love you? Lol, I thrive on pissing off racists if you haven't noticed.
I also found out I'm not allowed to say people, and that people are too stupid that I have to repeat "some" in every single sentence, haha. Oops?
@hyunj09 - Didn't you know every woman's fingertips are elegant?
@SUMCRAZiiDESiiCHiK - I would think so! I mean I did fall in love with you after 'Slumdog Millionaire'.
@SoHoian_NightOwl - Ha. I'm soooo good! =D
@morbidxshadows - But you're absolutely gorgeous already!
@na_311 - Sarcastically romantic right?
@Southeast_Beauty - It was granted before you made your wish.
@DearRicky - oh you flirt,
@princessremy - Flirt? This is the beginning of the greatest love story ever told, dear!
@DearRicky - haha, yes it is
Now why would I be jealous? I'm Asian.
@DearRicky - You know you love the idea. hehe
Nice blog entry u had,did enjoyed reading
@wikipediot - YOU'RE ASIAN?!
@Your_My_Beautiful_Disgrace - You're so mean! /cries. What about uuuus?
@sapphireplayland - You should check out the one for White women too.
*drools* Hmmm. . . Mochi!
@DearRicky - haha. my dad didnt think it was a good movie, he said "i saw that stuff everyday in india, why make a movie out of it?" anyway, im so glad you really are going to make one for us indian girls! i'd print it out and put it on my wall and read it everyday
, these posts make me feel so pretty.
@fauxer12 - There are exceptions to every generalization but a handful of exceptions are not enough to invalidate any generalization as generalizations are things which are typically true rather than absolute statements. I say Asian women are the cleanest because they smell better than other types of women, or I should say that they smell the least/have the least amount of natural scent. But if you want to talk about habits of cleanliness, most of you western people leave your shoes on when you go to a friends house and when others come to your house you let them keep their shoes on when they come in. To me that practice is savage and dirty, because I know some of the places where my shoes have been. For example, public bathrooms. Guess what is all over the floor of public bathrooms? Especially mens bathrooms, and you let people who walk all through that stuff just come right into your (that's a general you not a specific you) house and track the filth with them. It's also a dangerous practice given the existence of diseases like MRSA. I don't understand why so many people choose to live in such a dirt and dangerous way.
@pianomusicchick - Well, I have only heard ot the surgical alterations occuring in East Asian countries, where Asian women would be considered the norm and other types of women would be considered exotic. But more than that one thing I have noticed about the female gender is a high level of discontent with oneself. So many of them want to be someone else, which is why white women in the US destroy their skin in tanning salons and end up looking like a raggedy old alligator skin purse when they're still in their 30's or 40's. Looking about 20 years older than they actually are, and having the highest rate of any demographic in the US for contracting melenoma.
so sweet
@DearRicky - why, t-y
Now I wish I was 100% Korean...not just half lol
@Ambrosius_Augustus_Rex - I don't want to fight with you over this
because the day isn't long enough, but I just want to say that I've
seen more than "a handful" of exceptions.. For about 6 years, I lived
in a densely populated-Asian area and just like ANY OTHER GROUP OF
PEOPLE there are smelly ones, clean ones, ugly ones, pretty ones, smart
ones, and dumb ones. People tend to idealize Asians.
@DearRicky - Your right, hmmm... 3-some?
Thanks. It's all an illusion. I am a man
@DearRicky - Yes, I am. Obviously you do not stalk me enough.
LOL. <333
awww
@fauxer12 - Could be, but I still would rather have an Asian woman over a white woman. Also I was talking about the natural scent which all women have, derived from pheremones and hormones. You probably can't detect it but men can when they get close to you.
@DearRicky - It's enough to say things like "you're beautiful" and "i'm so glad i met you." It would've worked out between he and if he hadn't been such an idiot and make trouble over little things that didn't make any sense. And fumbling can be rather cute. x]
Oh Ricky, you have such a way with words. You sly little boy you! You say such beautiful things, but it really hurts us on the inside because we do not truly know you. All we know is what you write.
...but from that we can tell you are clever, respectful, smooth, intelligent, creative, personable, thoughtful, chivalrous, charismatic, talented, opinionated (in a good way), and strong.
May you find the woman who will lovingly hold your heart close to hers forever and bring you joy.
<3
I like to know their secret to having such flawless skin
lol "mochi ball" xD
awh i think Asians are adorable as well
I haven't read such a touching entry in a while, thank you for sharing part of your heart. Please write a novel
haha, this is cute
Awh, this is amazing !
It's so fucking sweet & touching :')
so sweet,....
LOLLLLLLLL
Love this
hahaaa
Good writing
Mmmm, mochi icecream.... smooth.
Ricky....you really get it. Much much thanks. You sent me the black one, love it...but i am white. Good too. My girl, emerging from adolescence is asian.....so.....this one is the best. Love you!
this is a great post...since im an asian i really appreciate what you've written here... and to those people who like asian like us.... thanks.... its a great booster for us...:)
Wonderful
thats sweet!!! i love both your asian and hispanic letter i'm both, hispanic and asian so its great to hear those words right now specially wen u feel unappreciated its great to have someone take their time to write all these beautiful letters and acknowledge beauty in everyone thank you!!
Was this inspired by a special someone?
What about the Indian subcontinent? The brown women? T^T *sniffs*
hmm.. cute in a sense.
sooo cute
MOCHI!! xD That was very endearing, thank you.
@sugar_mama - i'm disappointed in you
Tsk....Asian women! I dislike it! Because Asian is always considered oriental, and not including South Asian women.. tsk Ricky, tsk! I expected more!
Aww~ So adorable! <3 :] Seems like someone appreciates people for more than their color. Props to you! n__~
Dear Ricky, You make my heart melt. Love -
Asian Women.. (",)
haha this is beautiful
Yikes. I'm Asian but sad to say, us women from Philippines does not have porcelain skin...
I can only relate to some of the descriptions here. I'm lovin' it. ^^
ahahah little piglet in Cantonese
awwww
aww you're so sweet
AWWW, I just read your love letter to asian women. And it's just so adorable! Thank you for saying that asian women ARE Beautiful! Take care!
and that... is how I view my asian ladies. Good job putting actions into such delicate sentences. I really do wish my writting could be as good as yours, at some point of my life....
@Mowbaby - lol I too, had to say it out loud before it made any sense
awww...CUTE!!!!
Thanks for the love letter,Ricky~
wow. that was a really beautiful letter. Thank you, Ricky!
Thank you
You're a sweetheart.
That's cute
Am I the only one who feels that this is written with sarcasm in the various folds of compliments?
aw mochi ball, cute.
nice one!
You are too sweet!
I loved the part about the small eyes.
Beautiful letter
Haven't touched xanga for a while. haha how cute
so sweet and cute <3 luv it.
im nothing like what you just described.
Wow I really like your letter, Mr. Ricky...:) It's so sweet!
Even though I should've read this awhile ago.
You made me smile,
You made my day.
AW! little mochi ball!!! hahaha.
I wish a man would love me to be HIS mochi ball, that way maybe I don't have to keep going on diets!! LOL
awww <3
sry it gotten me so long to come back on xanga.. but a cute entry.. proud to be asian... lol =)
lmao thats adorable ricky..
That is truely adorable
Haha funny XD.
Like this letter. Sweet
I am so glad you didn't mention anything about the Asian stereotype of being a flower blossom just waiting to be plucked by American white men -_- I love this, it sounds too cute
DUDE YOU'RE CANTO!?!?!? Me too O_O That's so trippy~
PS This was utterly adorable :]
Funny. I have an Asian girl friend, and so were my last few xD.
Should I send this to her ;].
Can I
?
@Shavanna - I'm definitely Canto la. I just had hotpot too!!! =D
@JinnLedet - Only if you link this. (:
aww <3
this made me feel even lonelier. boo!
quick show me my CHANEL (pout)
Thank you for this...
but you'd better not leave.
Great "love" letter.
this is adorable ahah
esp. the silly piglet thing
<3
haha , yes , I am yours
It is only because of love that I want to marry you and stuff your face with rice.
hahahaha you are so sweet? and hilarious. Love all of your posts lol
so cute! <3
"You can be so sweet and charming one day and mean the very next. In
frustration, your cuteness remains, but your beautiful heart cries are
the saddest I’ve ever seen. They make me realize why I need to be
tortured with Hello Kitty gifts, for you’re really a damsel in
distress, looking for a ridiculous boy to make your own."
That is so true too! Man, you are experienced
Aww.. sweet..
love it... love it.. love it...
@jennylovve - Haha, well I hope you buy my upcoming book then. I recently finished writing love letters to aliens and robots. =P
Such a sweet post.
I'm not Asian......
Aw.So cute.[:
!! Sooooo cute. (:
erm im asian ..i dun really think tht lol..><"
awww how sweet. btw, i love marie digby. i named my bunny after her last name
why am I tagged in this???
I'm glad to be an asian woman. Thank you, Rick!
That was incredibly adorable, thank you so much and Happy Valentines Day.
OK, So I think Japanese girls are pretty, so shoot me!
wow......that was amazing....I hope I could write a Love letter like this to my GirlFriend.
haha this is cute, hope it works for you!
Yes we will be your Valentine!
I can't believe how your words always make my heart melt a little. I had chem lab today (so Mondays are the worst) and I always get HUNGRY halfway through, so I come home miffed and miffed at being miffed. This brought a smile to my face. Thank you, Ricky.
haha very nice!
HOW DID YOU TAG ME LOL.
awww this is really sweet!(: I still dont understand why people bash you so much.
I like this letter too
You are good Wicky
Come on Ricky, enough time stamps. Come back already !
:d nice , boy
This was a very nice letter. I also love the fact that you covered all races in a related letters.
Awwwwwwwwww.......
Mewow?
Um...I'm not Asian...why am I tagged?
you have lured me back to xanga, my first social network love! aww, you are really sweet Ricky! i am ethnically white, but my husband is japanese, so my girl IS an ASIAN girl! and for young ladies becoming women in this world - they NEED gentlemen! thanks so much! and YES! the eyes are awesome! I am saddened by the friends I have who wanted "rounder" eyes, more western eyes, and had the eyelid surgery. For the day when the True Beauty we each, uniquely have is appreciated! and for you, Ricky! thanks so much! happy belated Valentines day!~
aw so sweet <3
ricky! i miss you!
♥
I am Asian (from our perspective, since the term "Pacific Islander" is kind of "lost" here in the Philippines) and I love my eyes. I am not yellow. I have a small mouth but am not stick-thin. I love rice and I rarely eat mochi.
Having said all these things, let me say another one: I (nor my brothers) don't look like a pug.
What a nice way to generalize things, Dragonskyr.
awww fuck! yeah I'll be your valentine! Waaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!! I love this post Ricky! Your making Asian women really feel better!
very sweet n adorable indeed... =)
@ShimmerBodyCream - adorkable... new favorite word
beautiful mate!!
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